Message from @Foxhound
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How to tell if you're country has been subject to a coup
When the military is literally on national tv telling you that this is not a coup
Listen.
They
Are not
A legitimate
State
Questions?
Yes, one. When are we buying FALs and a one way ticket to Zimbabwe?
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Gimme a dozen tanks and I'll take em the fuck out Rommel style you mangy cunts
Asap
I'm not wearing short shorts though
Question
What type of tanks though?
Bruh, gimme 10 good hard men ready to get their hands dirty. We'll have Rhodesia back in existence within two days
Welcome to Hell where you're surrounded by Fascists, Socialists, and whatever the fuck else is around
What conspirators
LMFAO
based
We takin Rhodesia back
Yep
That's the new goal
Volunteers are plentiful
No pay needed
Oh please, Deaths Head, you and I both know that you wouldn't need much more than a company of T-55s or hell, even outdated fucking WWI German land fortress tanks to end the Zimbabwe government
just starve em out
oh. wait
We'll have to take fight through Mozambique too
Starve them out? Bro, they're a socialist communist nation; starvation is the norm
T-55's wouldn't be bad... ideally I would take 10 Abrams or 10 t-62's
Easy weight guys
Picture it though:
A quiet afternoon in Rhodesia, Floppies enjoying flinging their shit at one another when the ground starts rumbling. One of them screeches a warning as tanks bearing the Deaths Head flag Crest a nearby ridge open fire on the crowds, while Fortunate Son blasts out of jury rigged speakers.
Ah.... I can smell the diesel and gun powder now
Deaths Head, stop, my penis can only get so erect
B e a u t i f u l
Why not freedom fighters
If I had to take a classic tank though? Panzer VI Ausf D
The tanks soften them up first
Then the infantry moves in.