>be me
>be Zimbabwe army private
>normalday.jpg
>wait... what's that sound
>rumbling.mp4
>suddenly through the trees comes a company of tanks bearing the death's head crest
>overhead a squadron of bombers begins dropping napalm
>from another direction comes a platoon of rhodie camo dressed /k/ommandos riding on top of a tank with the name койот spray painted on the side with loud speakers blairing the Rhodesian rock classic "George"
>within a matter of a day, the Zimbabwe government and military fall
>койот, Death's Head, and the others look upon the damage they have caused
>it's glorious
>mfw

I approve

it's a bunch of floppies with rifles that haven't been updated since the bush war. I highly doubt any tactic would fail

Why do we worry about far away place?

Don't be arrogant

>when the SS suddenly reappears in Africa

I mean sheer numbers have won before

Remember that the US lost against a bunch of Vietnamese farmers with shit tier AKs

@Soviet its fuckin R H O D E S I A

And that's coming from an AK guy

The US got their asses kicked lmao

Listen tho

We had no reason to be in there

Numbers of fucking retards with aks

Against well trained militiamen

WITH TANKS

right but, they had home field advantage and a bunch of trees

So we burn the trees

And tunnels

Zimbabwe has no supporters like the Vietcong did

They tried burning the trees

We can replant when the war is done

I'm surprised in a 20 year war the US didn't use their tactics

It didn't work

Wrong

Oh we used their tactics

*laughs in MACVSOG*

Zimbabwe has support of its surrounding nationsn

If we take Zimbabwe it'll be a fight against Mozambique at the very least immediately after.

They underestimate our capacity for psychotic violence and cold war era war crime tactics

aye but at that rate we could be recruiting the whites from SA and they could join our ranks

They're too busy defending their farms from rapists

fair enough

*guess who?*

But if we recruit them to take the homeland they have more allies to help protect them

THEN

We build a massive border fence and cut Mozambique in half

We call it the Rhodesian Empire

How old are you deaths head

THEN we become third world dictators and tell the un to suck our green and white cockles

@G1zmo I see you're a man of quality playing that good ol MW3