Message from @AKAlexei

Discord ID: 612446255465103370


2019-08-18 00:41:01 UTC  

Wait no that ruins Rhodesia

2019-08-18 00:41:05 UTC  

oh shit

2019-08-18 00:41:06 UTC  

Cancel Nukes

2019-08-18 00:41:08 UTC  

correct

2019-08-18 00:41:14 UTC  

Better plan

2019-08-18 00:41:16 UTC  

Y’all haven’t put this into any thought

2019-08-18 00:41:18 UTC  

Carpet bombing

2019-08-18 00:41:20 UTC  

MUSTARD GAS BITCHES

2019-08-18 00:41:33 UTC  

I would legit go fight over there

2019-08-18 00:41:38 UTC  

Fuck it that works

2019-08-18 00:41:41 UTC  

I've put plenty of thought into it. You just dont like my plan of armored superiority

2019-08-18 00:41:45 UTC  

>be me
>be Zimbabwe army private
>normalday.jpg
>wait... what's that sound
>rumbling.mp4
>suddenly through the trees comes a company of tanks bearing the death's head crest
>overhead a squadron of bombers begins dropping napalm
>from another direction comes a platoon of rhodie camo dressed /k/ommandos riding on top of a tank with the name койот spray painted on the side with loud speakers blairing the Rhodesian rock classic "George"
>within a matter of a day, the Zimbabwe government and military fall
>койот, Death's Head, and the others look upon the damage they have caused
>it's glorious
>mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/612446002036736001/rhodesian_feels.jpg

2019-08-18 00:42:05 UTC  

I approve

2019-08-18 00:42:11 UTC  

it's a bunch of floppies with rifles that haven't been updated since the bush war. I highly doubt any tactic would fail

2019-08-18 00:42:18 UTC  

Why do we worry about far away place?

2019-08-18 00:42:22 UTC  

Don't be arrogant

2019-08-18 00:42:27 UTC  

>when the SS suddenly reappears in Africa

2019-08-18 00:42:36 UTC  

I mean sheer numbers have won before

2019-08-18 00:42:37 UTC  

Remember that the US lost against a bunch of Vietnamese farmers with shit tier AKs

2019-08-18 00:42:40 UTC  

@Soviet its fuckin R H O D E S I A

2019-08-18 00:42:46 UTC  

And that's coming from an AK guy

2019-08-18 00:42:49 UTC  

The US got their asses kicked lmao

2019-08-18 00:42:55 UTC  

Listen tho

2019-08-18 00:43:02 UTC  

We had no reason to be in there

2019-08-18 00:43:04 UTC  

Numbers of fucking retards with aks

2019-08-18 00:43:09 UTC  

Against well trained militiamen

2019-08-18 00:43:13 UTC  

WITH TANKS

2019-08-18 00:43:14 UTC  

right but, they had home field advantage and a bunch of trees

2019-08-18 00:43:26 UTC  

So we burn the trees

2019-08-18 00:43:26 UTC  

And tunnels

2019-08-18 00:43:28 UTC  

Zimbabwe has no supporters like the Vietcong did

2019-08-18 00:43:32 UTC  

They tried burning the trees

2019-08-18 00:43:34 UTC  

We can replant when the war is done

2019-08-18 00:43:34 UTC  

I'm surprised in a 20 year war the US didn't use their tactics

2019-08-18 00:43:34 UTC  

It didn't work

2019-08-18 00:43:36 UTC  

Wrong

2019-08-18 00:43:43 UTC  

Oh we used their tactics

2019-08-18 00:43:48 UTC  

*laughs in MACVSOG*

2019-08-18 00:43:48 UTC  

Zimbabwe has support of its surrounding nationsn

2019-08-18 00:44:10 UTC  

If we take Zimbabwe it'll be a fight against Mozambique at the very least immediately after.

2019-08-18 00:44:32 UTC  

They underestimate our capacity for psychotic violence and cold war era war crime tactics