Meantime

I'm always nice to people tbh.

Be humble, be respectful, and be polite

That's the best advice I can offer you

You need to have a Christian (a serious one) bless your home and anoint all the doorframes with oil

And windowframes

That shit don't work

The fuck it dont

Worked great for me

Guys

Im about all of it

I'm actually being serious here. I'm not looking for some jesus-juicer to sprinkle bottles water and shit.

No offense

Seriously, no offense

I'm giving you a real thing

This is very very common in Christianity to get rid of spirits

Im all for trying conventional firepower and jesus

I've used it on my own home multiple times when a spirit has gotten in

Keeps them out for real.

But I'm also a fan of conventional firepower

My grandfather was a preacher and used to travel building churches

And letting the first Nations guy use his shit to figure this out too

Alright, alright. I'll ask the pastor guy for some holy water

Its just to keep it out the house

But definitely I'll ask around the rez bros for advice too.

Think we could get some blessed napalm?

Make it with animal fat as well

Well I'll let the NSA query your search results on that one

Don't Russians bless their weapons and shit?

Lmao

The Catholic ones probably do idk

That's some slavboi shit

I see the church preacher guys blessing a line of rifles

Im about all of it. I want jesus in a tracksuit with an ak now.

Slav squatting

Hahahaha

What you need is a combination of herbs and oils to seal and bless the house. Use iron and lead based materials too

Make sure you use a Christian blessing when you do it and don't pray in the name of anything else because those names have waaayyyy less power

^facts

Like even if you're not a Christian that's a known thing

That's a debatable statement

But ok