I have a black theme on

What a nerd

I'm freaking the fuck out

I just almost shot someone

Lol

Tell us

I am not fucking kidding

I just discharged a weapon above the head of another person

How did ya get a gun in NY?

It's a shotty.

Damn son

Was it you know provoked or no?

You good? You caught your breath?

I heard thumping and an engine revving by my house. So I grabbed my boots and my gun and went outside.

I crept towards the side of the building and yelled "In the bushes, out with your hands behind your head" of something like that

No answer so I discharged a shell into the air.

Then repeated the command.

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Its my fucking neighbor

B r e a t h e

Hes like "Oh I didnt hear you!" "I should have called!"

L O L

And I'm like "Yeah maybe you should have since Inalmost fucking KILLED YOU"

Aight did you apologize, and he did too? no cops coming out all that?

How fucking retarded can you be

I told him to finish his work and get off my property

Then police my brass and went back in

Wait ayo hold up, he was on your property doing something...

Its ok deaths, I almost capped a UPS guy when he went accross my door and dissapeared through my back yard to deliver a box to my neighbor. Had my swiss heater on deck so fast

Like fuck dude you dont call during a property dispute and just roll up? Do you want to die?

Dude I fucking rolled out like a mother fucker

Its pitch black and I'm wearing all black. No flashlight, nothing.

If he hadn't poked his head up after that shot I was going in hard.

Fucking ALPHA boi style

God DAMN

YEET

Like. Your daughter is disputing us on property and you don't think maybe I should call first?

Espcially at such an hour. . .