God no

or whatever max range they have on the stamp (yeah yeah nub)

and so when they got a prisoner

they asked him why

and he said they believe it sets the gun's damage at maximum, because the bullets travel faster

or some shit

same thing happened in the Middle East somewhere apparently

they recovered RPG rockets covered in Duct Tape

the mfs thought that the antennae and other fancy Hummvee attachments were force field generators

and Duct Tape allowed the Rocket to penetrate the force field

no lie. I seent it. On. Da interwebs.

I'm in fetal position

I'm crying

Can confirm. I've seen the post too

I have the screenshot floating in a dump folder - but thats

ayyyy

Now heres the question

What should we do first?

Rack india or nuke Africa?

India is a credible threat.

Africa can only tug the UN's [sleeve]

it'd be a logistical BITCH - but I'd probably stary at South Africa - AFTER India's no longer a problem

but you'll have bigger fucking fish to worry about if you erased the Indian map

Yeah

We should get africa's natural resources

They never use them anyways

nope

Start with Israel

^^^

Smart lad

Literally, the enemy of ALL free people

Nah - convince Israel to tag along

keep troops their til India is gone

then flip the country and use it as a Northern Base for Africa

Like Israel ever "tagged along' or sent their troops to do anything

Then you'll get India and Iran in one go if you're quick about it

@насильственное убийство Yeah but if you're ""fighting Iranians"" they'll let you keep all the stock on their bases as you want

Iran isn't as bad as they make it seem. It's still a threat, but not immediate

hey - pull up those gay bois and cut off the Med while we're at it

It'd become immediate if you start with India

But