Message from @Sir Harndes

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2019-10-07 00:47:15 UTC  

OKAY

2019-10-07 00:47:20 UTC  

I FOUND MY MOTIVATION

2019-10-07 00:47:27 UTC  

And with their hands

2019-10-07 00:48:21 UTC  

''Hurp durp we eat with our right hand, cause we clean our butts with the left hand''

2019-10-07 00:48:42 UTC  

No difference when you shit where you eat

2019-10-07 00:53:58 UTC  

Yeah - it's weird seeing them try and go to the moon and also overload and hang off trains

2019-10-07 00:59:12 UTC  

Reminds me of Afronauts

2019-10-07 00:59:30 UTC  

o Lord

2019-10-07 00:59:32 UTC  

what?

2019-10-07 00:59:41 UTC  

Afronauts

2019-10-07 01:00:05 UTC  

A real space project made by Zambia

2019-10-07 01:00:12 UTC  

Or, at least they tried

2019-10-07 01:04:56 UTC  

*sigh*

If India can't design/manage a lander program that can handle the last 400m before touchdown, then the people who sight their AKs at Max for ""more damage"" sure as FUCK don't belong in space. . . I'm sorry. . .

2019-10-07 01:05:33 UTC  

More damage?

2019-10-07 01:05:34 UTC  

What?

2019-10-07 01:05:35 UTC  

Just what?

2019-10-07 01:05:38 UTC  

Say it again

2019-10-07 01:06:36 UTC  

Oh man - it's an old post

2019-10-07 01:07:04 UTC  

basically, or rather, apparently, SF and other military have recovered AKs from Guerilla fighters and such in Africa

2019-10-07 01:07:15 UTC  

and they're all sighted to shoot at "1000"

2019-10-07 01:07:30 UTC  

God no

2019-10-07 01:07:42 UTC  

or whatever max range they have on the stamp (yeah yeah nub)

2019-10-07 01:07:48 UTC  

and so when they got a prisoner

2019-10-07 01:07:52 UTC  

they asked him why

2019-10-07 01:08:10 UTC  

and he said they believe it sets the gun's damage at maximum, because the bullets travel faster

2019-10-07 01:08:12 UTC  

or some shit

2019-10-07 01:08:22 UTC  

same thing happened in the Middle East somewhere apparently

2019-10-07 01:08:34 UTC  

they recovered RPG rockets covered in Duct Tape

2019-10-07 01:09:08 UTC  

the mfs thought that the antennae and other fancy Hummvee attachments were force field generators

2019-10-07 01:09:28 UTC  

and Duct Tape allowed the Rocket to penetrate the force field

2019-10-07 01:09:39 UTC  

no lie. I seent it. On. Da interwebs.

2019-10-07 01:10:51 UTC  

I'm in fetal position

2019-10-07 01:10:59 UTC  

I'm crying

2019-10-07 01:14:37 UTC  

Can confirm. I've seen the post too

2019-10-07 01:14:40 UTC  

I have the screenshot floating in a dump folder - but thats

2019-10-07 01:14:43 UTC  

ayyyy

2019-10-07 01:14:55 UTC  

Now heres the question

2019-10-07 01:15:08 UTC  

What should we do first?

2019-10-07 01:15:19 UTC  

Rack india or nuke Africa?

2019-10-07 01:15:29 UTC  

India is a credible threat.

2019-10-07 01:15:42 UTC  

Africa can only tug the UN's [sleeve]