I got a pretty clean record

Shitbag as a teen lmao

> "" *You can't vote your way out of this.* ""

> "" *You can't change the channel, now.* ""

Doomer Ron Paul Memes from the Syrian Cruise Missile Strike of 2017 are still relevant.

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Fuck the last little bit,But more or less true

But did you have to say fuck

Lmaooo

I'd probably say find your man at the gym. Studies show gyms have a more conservative population in them

Only Christian Conservatives at Church (likely)

Only Men Bettering Themselves at The Gym

fuck

Mr. Ambassador, were you brought in on the call?

No

Did you have anything to do with calls?

No

Did you help with Ukrainian policy?

No

Do you have anything to do with the policy?

No

Do you even know what the policy is?

No

... Mr. Ambassador...

I found my girl at the gym

Well she found me

""LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN **APE**""

I was benching the most out of everyone there and she wanted a spot

""GONN GET ME DAT""

And it went from there

I didn't even know she was hitting on me she asked ME out on the first date

I'm too tired to think or care when I'm lifting about anything other than lifting

way to be tbh

probably the best way for it to go down, too

Maybe if shes real into you you can show her how you play dress up

@conversation-about-ice-and-snow

Anybody watching the impeachment hearings

Not really cuz its bs.

Just gonna wait for the aftermath and for everyone to finish chewing their nothingburger

OR

I'm gonna get blown the fuck off my seat and the World is gonna be cray cray tomorrow

either way?

waiting on the memes.

Oh ok

Cspan can lick my ass, i wanna watch but its sooo boring

That too.

Lol

Why deal with commercials and incompetent prompt-casters who can't even maintain eyefocus or eloquence?

F U C

D A T