https://twitter.com/whiskeynrebel/status/1199772483764641792?s=21

bullshit

Yeah, I've seen that

Virginia Senate Bill No. 64

Thats beyond fucked

A person shall be is guilty of unlawful paramilitary activity, punishable as a Class 5 felony if he:

1. Teaches or demonstrates to any other person the use, application, or making of any firearm, explosive, or incendiary device, or technique capable of causing injury or death to persons, knowing or having reason to know or intending that such training will be employed for use in, or in furtherance of, a civil disorder; or

2. Assembles with one or more persons for the purpose of training with, practicing with, or being instructed in the use of any firearm, explosive, or incendiary device, or technique capable of causing injury or death to persons, intending to employ such training for use in, or in furtherance of, a civil disorder; or

3. Assembles with one or more persons with the intent of intimidating any person or group of persons by drilling, parading, or marching with any firearm, any explosive or incendiary device, or any components or combination thereof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-wOGIaMPok

*holds kabar with malicious intent*

Time to invest in some 3D printers

So basically they just outlawed half the second amendment which is the right of citizens to form a militia

yee

Is it time for a militia?

Please tell me its time

You do you homie, land of the free while it still is

Preparing my natural body armor

Im about to smash another one

Missouri is about to become that weird cousin that plays with knives and decapitates frogs at family gatherings when it comes to the second amendment.

Attack me why don't ya

lmao

I just wouldn't hurt a frog unless for food

I was a troubled child.

Or the odd event in which it attacked me

Dude seriously, you ever been attacked by frogs?

I threw a toad against a wall one time and it still fucks with me

Not really, no

They usually run from me

green text time.

>be me
>hanging out in my basement in my room
>tree frog in shower
>*joyful incident*
>tree frog jumps on leg
>random tree frog in toilet as one falls from my ceiling
***vivid discomfort as I look up***
>*frogs everywhere*

that was my learning experience that I get visitors during the summer time

how the hell they get in there is beyond me but hey whatever

Frens

bes frens

Id be fucking ecstatic

I was after I realized what had happened

apparently my bathroom, due to the basement not really being well insulated and such, is a hidey spot for them

they all dissapear by juy but ive never found a dead one

it's almost ritualistic

they show up, chill out, and then dissappear for an entire year

i used to have massive bats fly into my house when i lived out in the middle of nowhere

fucking battled those cunts with a sword

like 4 of em

what a transition