Message from @DAnteForneus

Discord ID: 653019255264247811


2019-12-07 23:42:09 UTC  

Or just throw dark souls at her

2019-12-07 23:42:19 UTC  

Tell her to git gud or else I'm calling off the marriage

2019-12-07 23:42:21 UTC  

Perfect idea

2019-12-07 23:42:32 UTC  

If she beats that she will git gud in no time in other shit

2019-12-07 23:42:54 UTC  

Mhmm

2019-12-07 23:42:57 UTC  

Ima get her Garfield kart

2019-12-07 23:43:00 UTC  

Git gud or git out

2019-12-07 23:43:01 UTC  

Hardest game on the planet

2019-12-07 23:43:33 UTC  

On one hand I am immensely glad I am engaged to a normie who thinks vidya was stupid

2019-12-07 23:43:36 UTC  

But on the other hand this

2019-12-07 23:43:48 UTC  

But yeah dude, maybe have her run through like something that almost holds her hand?

2019-12-07 23:43:57 UTC  

I'm thinking of portal

2019-12-07 23:44:07 UTC  

It's entertaining and piss easy and slowly warms you up

2019-12-07 23:44:09 UTC  

Like I started with the Genesis, and like wolf 3D, so

2019-12-07 23:44:23 UTC  

do this everytime she dies in a vidya

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/653019006349082634/1490485677746.jpg

2019-12-07 23:44:25 UTC  

@P I L L A R M A N exellent idea, portal is great

2019-12-07 23:44:28 UTC  

try something simple like game that just looks great

2019-12-07 23:44:51 UTC  

nothing much with gameplay but story will stick with you

2019-12-07 23:44:54 UTC  

So Bloodborne?

2019-12-07 23:45:01 UTC  

:^)

2019-12-07 23:45:22 UTC  

I was thinking FAR long sails

2019-12-07 23:45:28 UTC  

but it will work too

2019-12-07 23:45:41 UTC  

i'm getting my gf in to bloodborne

2019-12-07 23:45:49 UTC  

so she will hate me for it or love me

2019-12-07 23:45:52 UTC  

I'll get her Jak 2 on the PS2, veeerrry easy game Amirite

2019-12-07 23:46:45 UTC  

Yee

2019-12-07 23:47:02 UTC  

i played it when i was kid it was great

2019-12-07 23:47:27 UTC  

Very easy game with forgiving checkpoints

2019-12-07 23:47:51 UTC  

you can do some recon and find what games she likes

2019-12-07 23:47:56 UTC  

She doesn't

2019-12-07 23:48:04 UTC  

I'm not kidding she like never played shit

2019-12-07 23:48:06 UTC  

Jak 2 was the shit

2019-12-07 23:48:24 UTC  

She was always turbo into sports and martial arts as her hobbies growing up

2019-12-07 23:48:51 UTC  

@P I L L A R M A N aight so maybe run through some of the games you played from start to now

2019-12-07 23:48:51 UTC  

She unironically thought dudes that played games are retarded loser permavirgin dorks

2019-12-07 23:48:55 UTC  

Until she met me lol

2019-12-07 23:49:07 UTC  

and cuz of that she doesn't know show to lose?

2019-12-07 23:49:13 UTC  

Pretty much

2019-12-07 23:49:26 UTC  

Yeah like I said I'll start her off easy

2019-12-07 23:49:34 UTC  

Hell portal 2 co-op might be the best idea

2019-12-07 23:50:09 UTC  

I will now assume she is game journalist tier