no im keeping it for myself

why

are you taking showers with it?

@P I L L A R M A N they be like that sometimes. I swear I almost have an anureism every other week at something she says, dosent know, or does

Like damn nigga maybe I shouldn't have started her off with something like ace combat 7 but

Up is up

Not the fuckin ground lmfao

I love this gal but she's testing my patience with vidya

Gamers rise up against vidya illiterate foids

I mean my gf isn't good at vidya but i still have fun playing it with her

i think time you are spanding with her is thing that counts the most

No she just gets passive aggressively upset because I always beat her

@P I L L A R M A N maybe start her off with simething easy, like CoD campaign? Or sime kinda platformer shooter like Metroid?

Idk maybe

She never ever played video games is the thing

So shit that all of us take for granted is like a foreign language to her

I've been a gentleman gamer incel since I can remember

Or just throw dark souls at her

Tell her to git gud or else I'm calling off the marriage

Perfect idea

If she beats that she will git gud in no time in other shit

Mhmm

Ima get her Garfield kart

Git gud or git out

Hardest game on the planet

On one hand I am immensely glad I am engaged to a normie who thinks vidya was stupid

But on the other hand this

But yeah dude, maybe have her run through like something that almost holds her hand?

I'm thinking of portal

It's entertaining and piss easy and slowly warms you up

Like I started with the Genesis, and like wolf 3D, so

do this everytime she dies in a vidya

@P I L L A R M A N exellent idea, portal is great

try something simple like game that just looks great

nothing much with gameplay but story will stick with you

So Bloodborne?

:^)

I was thinking FAR long sails

but it will work too

i'm getting my gf in to bloodborne

so she will hate me for it or love me