i made another drunken fucky wucky

Hung out the side of my mom in laws car and puked all over the street infront of the local sheriff station

"In laws" <a:YikesTM:554427795359531008>

Also did my prt

Tried bike for the first time

Shits terrible my ass is killing me and my legs dont work

Got 150 calories

@P I L L A R M A N I wanted out of AD so I went to the guard. And now I have the sweet agr benefits with no ad bs

oi boinkers

whats up

Sup fools, I'm significantly more south tgen when I left ya last

oi son hows ya southern cross

are your niggers doing good on a field son?

good god bless Confederate States of America, and Lincol should be ded

Yee, just got fueled up at waffle house. They aint got any up by me

Travel safe, King

Always

I'm not ready to be awake

Up and atem starshine, the sun says hello

sun says: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoC3EU_H2tc

Lol

Fuck them rice krispies

Me rn

wasap?

Huh

?

> how are you?

Im still feeling goofy

Probably d:

This is what happens when you mix wine, limoncello, vodka, whisky and tequila in less than 3 hours

No kidding. Did you have some water at least?

@alwayskeepright oh nvm I thought you went into guard first

Yeah had some water

I mean

A lot

I'm so fucking dehydrated right now good christ that was a lot of rum.

@/K/owboy stop

Youre making me proud

King