uhhh

hell yeh

this cute lil aussie girl admitted she was gonna ask me out tonight x:

( like - to hang - but - oh )

*oh*

It’s a Fed Australia doesn’t actually exist

*nudge **nudge***

yeah but this FrED is gonna give me mushroom gummies so

👀

hold up

mushroom gummies

Are we talking about a sex act?

no lmao

Is that what you Canadians call blow jobs

our guy came by last night

and gave her 2.2g of mushrooms in the form of gummy bears

yes - they make them

yes - i can get pics later

Damn You should find out where she’s actually from because Australia it doesn’t actually exist

Good on you King

It’s just a ploy made up to sell postcards with that weird opera house on it and fosters

You know whats even better than a bag of shroom gumies?

A bag of pepperonis

We need shroom pepperonis

y o

I think I know a guy

Don’t lie to me crab

I have a guy in Eastern Standard who handles both of those things

yeah

*I think I know a guy.*

I want the M A G I C A L. M E A T S T I C K

This is the way

[ **kenyan sounds** ]

U do nut no de wey.

I knoe de wai brudda

metal gear sp00ky

you do not know de whey if you dO Not lYfT DeH waITS BRUDa

Movin to the city
Gonna yeet me a lot of tweakers
Movin to tha city
Gonna yeet me a lot of niggers