Booby

Titty traps*

my friend has his car tossed. they just dumped out what they didnt like from his bag right there in the driveway

Wish they just looked through it in the truck they would have realized I dont got shit in here lol

shitbags gonna shitbag

That's the second time that happened since I moved to VA

Fucking hate this trash ass city

but wait till we get boogin and you hit em with the true power of the rune goon

Gonna be clapping looters non stop

They didn't take any of my AR mags though

So they aren't even a man of culture

The fuck? I would've but sure, ok

Ikr

The one thing that has any value what so ever

And my aux cable has survived both time so I guess these people have just moved to bluetooth

Plan of getting cameras and flood lights next pay check

Even the mock ups work

So everytime someone walks pat my house they get hit with a helicopter search light

You think the wind chimes made of bones would scare people off but apparently not

Im putting one on a shitty beater car so i can blast the retards with the extra bright normal lights

Dude, security is my main field. I can harden so many targets and shit
Like I do consultations n testing sometimes, so I get paid to break into places to test the security

Gotta step my game up and just blood eagle someone in my yard

Tbh, idve nabbed ypir bone chimes by now

@thedarkness05 that's sounds lit

Lol

I get paid to rob banks

That was supposed to be in quotes

That was just bad on my part

I get payed to make sure systems aren't vulnerable and every so often shoot guns off a boat

I just wanna get paid to build swords for the stormcloaks

Lol

It is. I walked out with like 10k worth of macbooks, after a guard caught me. I hit em with the whole "hey your company is doing an eval, you're the only person to catch me. let me get your name and I'll tell em you did your job good"

Lmao that's alot of macbooks

I waved to him as I was wheeling the cart out

Lmao

Absolute flex

I miss doing that, need another contract like that

But yeah, I can do CEPTED, target hardening, ect

Imma head back in lads

Talk to you kings later

later squib