Message from @thedarkness05

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2019-12-23 16:55:09 UTC  

And my hammer .y woman got me for my birthday

2019-12-23 16:55:23 UTC  

check like a block radius. They might've grabbed it, dipped nearby, tossed it, and kept what they liked

2019-12-23 16:55:44 UTC  

I probably will once I get home, just take a quick walk

2019-12-23 16:55:53 UTC  

I wish Bobby traps where legal

2019-12-23 16:55:59 UTC  

Booby

2019-12-23 16:56:07 UTC  

Titty traps*

2019-12-23 16:56:25 UTC  

my friend has his car tossed. they just dumped out what they didnt like from his bag right there in the driveway

2019-12-23 16:56:55 UTC  

Wish they just looked through it in the truck they would have realized I dont got shit in here lol

2019-12-23 16:57:54 UTC  

shitbags gonna shitbag

2019-12-23 16:58:04 UTC  

That's the second time that happened since I moved to VA

2019-12-23 16:58:14 UTC  

Fucking hate this trash ass city

2019-12-23 16:58:18 UTC  

but wait till we get boogin and you hit em with the true power of the rune goon

2019-12-23 16:58:41 UTC  

Gonna be clapping looters non stop

2019-12-23 16:59:24 UTC  

They didn't take any of my AR mags though

2019-12-23 16:59:33 UTC  

So they aren't even a man of culture

2019-12-23 16:59:52 UTC  

The fuck? I would've but sure, ok

2019-12-23 17:00:00 UTC  

Ikr

2019-12-23 17:00:11 UTC  

The one thing that has any value what so ever

2019-12-23 17:00:38 UTC  

And my aux cable has survived both time so I guess these people have just moved to bluetooth

2019-12-23 17:00:58 UTC  

Plan of getting cameras and flood lights next pay check

2019-12-23 17:01:11 UTC  

Even the mock ups work

2019-12-23 17:01:22 UTC  

So everytime someone walks pat my house they get hit with a helicopter search light

2019-12-23 17:01:54 UTC  

You think the wind chimes made of bones would scare people off but apparently not

2019-12-23 17:01:58 UTC  

Im putting one on a shitty beater car so i can blast the retards with the extra bright normal lights

2019-12-23 17:02:01 UTC  

Dude, security is my main field. I can harden so many targets and shit
Like I do consultations n testing sometimes, so I get paid to break into places to test the security

2019-12-23 17:02:13 UTC  

Gotta step my game up and just blood eagle someone in my yard

2019-12-23 17:02:17 UTC  

Tbh, idve nabbed ypir bone chimes by now

2019-12-23 17:02:35 UTC  

@thedarkness05 that's sounds lit

2019-12-23 17:02:42 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-23 17:02:47 UTC  

I get paid to rob banks

2019-12-23 17:03:07 UTC  

That was supposed to be in quotes

2019-12-23 17:03:15 UTC  

That was just bad on my part

2019-12-23 17:03:21 UTC  

I get payed to make sure systems aren't vulnerable and every so often shoot guns off a boat

2019-12-23 17:03:52 UTC  

I just wanna get paid to build swords for the stormcloaks

2019-12-23 17:04:00 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-23 17:04:04 UTC  

It is. I walked out with like 10k worth of macbooks, after a guard caught me. I hit em with the whole "hey your company is doing an eval, you're the only person to catch me. let me get your name and I'll tell em you did your job good"

2019-12-23 17:04:30 UTC  

Lmao that's alot of macbooks

2019-12-23 17:04:37 UTC  

I waved to him as I was wheeling the cart out

2019-12-23 17:04:42 UTC  

Lmao

2019-12-23 17:04:47 UTC  

Absolute flex

2019-12-23 17:06:13 UTC  

I miss doing that, need another contract like that