But your chances of raiding the cookie jar unnoticed go up **astronomically** if you're not doing it baked

Wdyn

Shit

As you can see

Im 'baked'

Shit

then you know what I mean lmfao

Man, ik the cookie jar is a metaphor

What am i doing in-inebriated

Shit

Un-inebriated*

raidin a jar, my guy.

So what your telling me is I have to raid the covfefe jar sober?

And what does the jar represent?

Dude dont be out driving

Don't worry.

I only drink at stop signs

hur hur

That puts innocent people in danger. Worst call I ever worked is explaining to a child why mom isnt responding and that you're not sure if shell be ok. I used to work on an ambulance. Shit isnt funny.

> I was laughing at "I only drink at stop signs" - it made me chuckle - you're not wrong.

Drunk drivers are just as shit as any of the other scum on this planet. I have no sympathy for it.

None.

I don't drive lmao

You may not even understand unless you work 911 what it means but I'm telling you, its sobering to be in a position to explain death to a child.

Especially drunk

I wouldn't get behind the wheel unless i felt safe behind it

I'm goin to bed yall. I'm out.

Luv you uwu

sleep well, Mac uwu

My dad got me a level 3 helmet for Christmas

Shits litty

Daym

Oh fuccin hellllllll yeah

I only get a box of clothing

Me and my dad just get each other boog gear for Christmas

And my dad said that we’d get the rest in a few months

My mom said she got something. I imagine i won't see it for a few weeks

I also imagine it's not gonna be anything worth bragging about

Fuckin lit - looks kino, Squid

Yee yee, nowwa imma goin to sleepa

Gotta kiss all my homies good night