Wouldn't surprise me if i woke up in his driveway

Imma get so drunk idk how to commit violence

Its already too late for anyone to convince me to stop

While you're not wrong ; if you're gonna do anything, do it right <:lol:554425196283559938>

I feel that in my soul

For legal reasons ; I'm not going to lay out instructions.

But they DON'T start with ''stop drinking and clear your head up''

Eh

I like alcohol

Makes it easier to ignore everything by putting in earbuds

you're not wrong.

But your chances of raiding the cookie jar unnoticed go up **astronomically** if you're not doing it baked

Wdyn

Shit

As you can see

Im 'baked'

Shit

then you know what I mean lmfao

Man, ik the cookie jar is a metaphor

What am i doing in-inebriated

Shit

Un-inebriated*

raidin a jar, my guy.

So what your telling me is I have to raid the covfefe jar sober?

And what does the jar represent?

Dude dont be out driving

Don't worry.

I only drink at stop signs

hur hur

That puts innocent people in danger. Worst call I ever worked is explaining to a child why mom isnt responding and that you're not sure if shell be ok. I used to work on an ambulance. Shit isnt funny.

> I was laughing at "I only drink at stop signs" - it made me chuckle - you're not wrong.

Drunk drivers are just as shit as any of the other scum on this planet. I have no sympathy for it.

None.

I don't drive lmao

You may not even understand unless you work 911 what it means but I'm telling you, its sobering to be in a position to explain death to a child.

Especially drunk

I wouldn't get behind the wheel unless i felt safe behind it

I'm goin to bed yall. I'm out.

Luv you uwu

sleep well, Mac uwu

My dad got me a level 3 helmet for Christmas

Shits litty