Message from @mcguyver123
Discord ID: 659440301362118696
Wasn't a problem
More of an annoyance. However, i do understand
Thank yah suh
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Just drove thru my hometown
Haven't been back in like years
The only thing new is that it has a taco bell
Fuck donbass
Also, theres a music channel
@Bubbles based oxide. Hes inspired me to invest in more slavic stuff. Need smersh and zenit
Glory to Ukraine fuck the donbass supporting fags
So I got a joke
What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Hm?
The taste
Ha
What do you call a Mexican being baptised
Beandip
Lol bready good
What's do you call a gay man inna wheelchair
Rollaids
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Nooooo
Lol
I can go all day
Lol
Alright. So three kids are outside. Bored.
They look over and see a brick
Kid 1 says "let's see how high we can throw the brick up into the air"
Kid 2 says "well how will we truely know who's got higher?"
Kid 3 says "the brick that goes higher will stick deeper in the mud"
So kid 1 throws his brick and it goes pretty deep in the mud when it lands.
"Not bad" says kid 2 and throws his, his going even deeper
Kid three steps up. Throws his brick straight up
Alright, so theres this chick at an airport
She has this parrot, but shes not allowed to bring it on the flight.
She considers many things but finally decides to just put the parrot in her shirt. The parrot doesnt move or make a noise. Perfect!