Message from @mcguyver123

Discord ID: 659440301362118696


2019-12-25 15:55:57 UTC  

Wasn't a problem

2019-12-25 15:56:14 UTC  

More of an annoyance. However, i do understand

2019-12-25 15:56:46 UTC  

Thank yah suh

2019-12-25 16:18:42 UTC  

Re

2019-12-25 16:23:27 UTC  

Re

2019-12-25 16:26:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/659431759762423820/FB_IMG_1577285302894.jpg

2019-12-25 16:38:40 UTC  

Just drove thru my hometown

2019-12-25 16:38:51 UTC  

Haven't been back in like years

2019-12-25 16:39:09 UTC  

The only thing new is that it has a taco bell

2019-12-25 16:39:10 UTC  
2019-12-25 16:39:33 UTC  

Fuck donbass

2019-12-25 16:44:36 UTC  

Also, theres a music channel

2019-12-25 16:49:31 UTC  

@Bubbles based oxide. Hes inspired me to invest in more slavic stuff. Need smersh and zenit

2019-12-25 16:50:38 UTC  

Glory to Ukraine fuck the donbass supporting fags

2019-12-25 16:59:08 UTC  

So I got a joke

2019-12-25 16:59:32 UTC  

What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

2019-12-25 16:59:37 UTC  

Hm?

2019-12-25 16:59:46 UTC  

The taste

2019-12-25 16:59:51 UTC  

Ha

2019-12-25 17:00:06 UTC  

What do you call a Mexican being baptised

2019-12-25 17:00:19 UTC  

..wh...what

2019-12-25 17:00:24 UTC  

Beandip

2019-12-25 17:00:39 UTC  

Lol bready good

2019-12-25 17:01:05 UTC  

What's do you call a gay man inna wheelchair

2019-12-25 17:01:39 UTC  

Rollaids

2019-12-25 17:01:39 UTC  

...

2019-12-25 17:01:42 UTC  

Nooooo

2019-12-25 17:01:47 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-25 17:02:02 UTC  

I can go all day

2019-12-25 17:02:04 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-25 17:02:11 UTC  

Alright. So three kids are outside. Bored.

2019-12-25 17:02:17 UTC  

They look over and see a brick

2019-12-25 17:02:53 UTC  

Kid 1 says "let's see how high we can throw the brick up into the air"

2019-12-25 17:03:11 UTC  

Kid 2 says "well how will we truely know who's got higher?"

2019-12-25 17:03:36 UTC  

Kid 3 says "the brick that goes higher will stick deeper in the mud"

2019-12-25 17:03:53 UTC  

So kid 1 throws his brick and it goes pretty deep in the mud when it lands.

2019-12-25 17:04:17 UTC  

"Not bad" says kid 2 and throws his, his going even deeper

2019-12-25 17:04:35 UTC  

Kid three steps up. Throws his brick straight up

2019-12-25 17:05:05 UTC  

Alright, so theres this chick at an airport

2019-12-25 17:05:26 UTC  

She has this parrot, but shes not allowed to bring it on the flight.

2019-12-25 17:06:02 UTC  

She considers many things but finally decides to just put the parrot in her shirt. The parrot doesnt move or make a noise. Perfect!