Nice

some PJs and steam credit...

and I bought myself an Alastor pin

of course you did

I got a Nintendo switch, a pistol, NASA hoodie, and some gift cards and cash

oh my mom also got me 2 glasses

like, cups.

to drink fluids from. which is extremely nice.

though I have to give context

as to why

I’m planning on doing a bit of shopping with my cash for some switch games

They're for your cum jar, aren't they?

no

Also I may still get some cash which I wanna buy a new mic with

anyway

that's not denying you have a cum jar, got it

though I think Livid's more likely to have one than you are

@livid_scrooge Do you have a cum jar?

basically one day I bought 3 cups with my dad that I grew to like a lot

they were just nice glass cups.

but because they were bigger and slightly heavier than what everyone else was used to, 2 of the 3 got fucked

one of them dropped in the sink, the other chipped on the side of it and cracked

who fucked the cups?

oh wow, somebody fucked the cups and then murdered them so there'd be no witnesses

real classy

So yeah basically people broke my cups.

those cups might have had families, goddammit!

and i HAVE NO CLUE HOW

and you stole the lives of those cups away from them!

just so you know, I dropped one of those cups once, and it fucking bounced

it literally bounced on the floor and didnt break

Now there's little cup orphans that have to be told that their mommy and daddy cups are dead

and yet they managed to shatter it by dropping it into the sink.

simply horrible

its so fucking annoying

anyway, my mom bought me 2 new cups for christmas so thats nice.

I got snacks and money

Oh I also got myself one of the probably dumbest but longest term investments I could've gotten

and booze

and a set of fuckin 17-20 oz glasses

a VIP+ Rank on the hypixel server, where I exclusively play skyblock