the rey actresses are qt tbh

and instead of seeing the ride, it's a 360 degree film of a spess battle

and you actually use the ship controls to do stuff

except, you know, that's proof, and that would incline me to take you seriously

also they kinda designed the layout badly by getting rid of some seating arrangements

something you've failed to do here with flying colors and a medal

i know jenny nicholson isnt popular with the more shitlordy side of the star wars fanbase but she has a video detailing the things that were designed wrong with galaxys edge and i think its a good insight that isnt just fueled by blind hate towards disney and actually looking at it through the perspective of a theme park employee

Have you seen how cringe the "make your own lightsabre" thing is at disney?

In the sense of fake hate crimes, i have no readon to believe jews do it less often than niggers and feminists

the make your own sabers are for literal children though

They mention how Rey is a saviour for us multiple times

the whole thing is for children to intro them into star wars basically

fine and well, it doesn't make your lack of evidence in this individual case less damning

Evidence? Its all optics.

True, disneyland is for children, but $100 is a little expensive for children

$100 for a shitty lightsabre

*parents and their children, parents pay for shit and children enjoy it which encourages them to convince parents to return next time

I had a modular create-a-lightsaber set. was fuckin based

had different crystals, made different noises, you could make it two-sided

I just don't like how Rey is now a parasite that sucks all the fame from Luke

buncha bits and bobs to put on the handle

fuck, having a nostalgic sad now

well it IS a new generation

we cant have luke still be the main focus for decades

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

...... except you could

because he was supposed to rebuild the entire fucking jedi order

Skywalkers have always been the heroes in starwars, the whole point for the series is a redemption arc for Anakin

Now they undid that

damn

ive come to accept that despite me delving DEEP. balls deep into the star wars lore and games and other stuff, it still belongs to the kids of this generation. whether they grow up still liking the sequels or they discover the prequels or OT were based then its up to them

not loud enough tbh

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning A favorite

watch them try and backtrack and introduce EU elements, like the beings that cameo'd in the clone wars cartoon

@Ayylmao its for anyone who enjoys starwars, but the new filma aren't starwars are they? They feel like a cheap chinese knockoff

uh n- buttplug

rise of skywalker is kind of a vague amalgamation of EU ideas tbh