@Comando I'm just kidding around

What constitutes nsfw is up to interpretation

What constitutes nsfw *depends on where you work* <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

Accurate

If you work at a porn studio or a morgue

The standard for nsfw drops (raises?) A lot

Working at a porn studio would be interesting at first

Youd get jaded real fast

Then I feel like it would just make me appreciate sex less

Yeah

@Troye it wouldnt make you appreciate sex less necessarily, but it sure would make porn lose its punch

Depends on what position I had at said porn studio

Editors must have it rough

When I did roofing propane torch jousting was safe for work

Sounds like a good lawsuit

How many osha violations?

Jew on a bike?

Kike

Lol

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Osha banned us from carrying a bundle of shingles up ladders.

Wait

... i mean

kike on bike

How do you work then

That sounds pretty unsafe.

Lift them up by rope?

@Troye you hoist them up with like rope

Jinx

Carrying them up the ladder means you have one less hand while climbing the ladder.

If you lose balance (because carrying weight)

Thought of it as I asked

Youre 50% more likely to get fucked

years of carrying shingles, they made us use a new modified ladder with a gas motor powered pully system.

50% more fucking sounds good rn honestly

@Torvarren thats excessive.

Just tie a rope to a bundle of shingles and pull them up

Hell just put a pulley at the top and pull it

Yeah, a pulley system would work fine