Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 661039690350329867
squid KIDS
I was gonna say that those were things that they needed in the PAST but didn't need anymore
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kids?
but there's a pair of Squid things that are like....18ish, right?
i dunno ive seen splatoon images that were defo not kids
of course you have
going off size of tiddies alone
Most Squidlings aren't adults anyways
but there are a pair of them in-game that are adults
lik that one black squid girl
is super popular
Marina is her name iirc
and always a thicc milf
a high pressure ink sac contained partially in the upper chest cavity
so why don't the boys have it?
marina drank all my papsi
Also, doesn't that mean that Oord Bnar has a dick that shoots out nectar?
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) INK is stored in the BALLS
I'm thinking too much into this <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
@Lucienne d'Anwyl so squidling boys are masturbating during every game or peeing?
yes
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yes to which one...
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splatoon is just a game about boys and girls covering each other in sex fluids
ok it's time to stop
back to Star Wars
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck that plant-based alien can have nectaries instead of mammary glans in her breasts
i heard u guys like video games........
Oh god, Oord Bnar had a nectar dick
oh god oh fuck
no wonder the Jedi became puritanical