Dot ur cringe

shut

Up

I’m literally the least cringiest person here

false

lol, men could get like a fleshlight hand

with like massaging lips

Vibrators work on men too, try one on your tip <:smugon:512048583806025739>

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noted

I don’t own sex toys because I’m normal

normal = boring

Or taint if you’re brave, and prostate if you’re very brave and can find it

Are you homosexual cal

I mean, I am that brave, yes I am a homosexual

I forgot you said you were gay earlier

I was going to make a point but I guess not

okey

I mean, homos are degenerates

I can attest to this if that is what u were meaning

I just wanted to see what you would say if I called you boring

O H

honey u can't do that

I have resigned myself from the sex having coz it was too exciting actually

You got an std

yes

That sucks

yeah, but I am fine I think,

@Nat oh yeah, I'd kidnap and torture you alright <:smugay:593502151758708776>

I got an STI

oof

nvm

@Sarahdale remove my arm so I can get a robot one pls mummy

dude, best option, get a cybernetically enhanced back so u could lift things easier

That's a cool gun

Hhhmmm 🤔
I mean I could, but to install a robot one I'd need to sever some stuff in a particular way to minimize the technical problems

Perfect

My plan was just to “fall accidentally onto a train track”

hehe

I am an expert with a scalpel though so that shouldn't be too much of a problem