Or, you know, they could just GET MARRIED.

Let's get this bread, boys

@Coolitic https://news.yahoo.com/ex-boyfriend-pleads-guilty-helpful-163505515.html

omg, halo is available on steam 😄

IT'S ON STEAM.

I member that

good riddance

@everybodydothatdinosaur extremely late

@everybodydothatdinosaur ok boomer

IT'S THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE, ASIDE FROM MAYBE COMPANY OF HEROS

like what may be the best game ever made, at least first person shooter

is now available on the computer machines

I remember back in my day being sniped inside of a canyon

You kids don't know what REAL camping was like!

HURUMPH!

This is the greatest boomer game ever made

And now nothing can ever stop me

MUHUAUHUAHUAUUHAUHA!

Weapons-grade tactical boomerism dropped straight in to the heart of all these gamer's playtime

"Oh I remember this game, isn't the pistol the best? lol headshot"- *le crying zoomer*

https://secure.bonnerandpartners.com/chain?cid=MKT386721&eid=MKT439379&assetId=AST103777&page=2

This is not good.

@Acridian It's a sham site

It's shilling for a book

that may or may not even be real

I've seen sites like that

I'm not buying the book but the rest of whats on the page

that really is a bill introduced to congress

the graphs match other graphs

regardless of that book, the information contained on the page isn't good

It's fear-mongering and retroactive foresight

I don't have shit in savings anyway so it's not going to destroy me

_shrugs_

I only recently started making $1000/week. I'm a poor boy.

and that still requires I work 48 hours a week

https://bap-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/marketing/bbl/1806BBLCHICAGOPLAN/BBL_Chicago_Plan_Graphic_002_Biggest_Part-01.jpg

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2019/12/06/half-pound-of-meth-found-in-smugglers-vagina-at-border/

that's hot

Men can have vaginas too ya know. It might've been a man.

"alleged"

jfc