Always being dehydrated is like

The worst

How is anyone supposed to have a fat set of nuts if you're literally the mummy

Cursed

AHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm sorry Im just

Mummy busting a nut

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

You laugh but I'm half serious <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Powdered cum

Bruh

just add water

Yes, it makes the sound of an almost empty whipped cream container

Plblblbllp

Powdered cum lel

Imagine that

Absolute degeneracy

Lmao

**I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOM**

*poof*

After 10000 years I'm free

It's time to seed the earth

https://tenor.com/view/sand-sandstorm-cloud-of-dust-desert-weather-gif-13065077

Add coooom sfx

Large reverb

Kin ell

Oh god I just had the most cursed thought

Please don’t share

Please do, I love degeneracy

You know how they sell dehydrated space food?

<:transdank:462401354745249792>

Oh no

Dehydrated space cum

Astronaut seed

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Fucking hell

Hahahaha

I had my doubts about adolf

Not now

*Real Neil Armstrong nut, busted on the moon*

Freeze deasicated to lock in the flavor

That’s naff