Or worse, like a ghost tentacle

Totally not from a hentai or anything uwu

Trans-dimensional tentacle aliens mind raping everyone

what if the alien was hot

wtf would we even be capable of doing then?

this hypothetical is useless

unsavory things

Internal body temp of 100°k

It would just connect to your brain and it would give me the creeps

Hot enough?

0/10

Fail, my dude

Probably, IDC about Kelvin

I'd ask if it could be more gentle because I have work tomorrow.

What would you do if your pet had the ability to float about beyond earthly tethers?

What would you even do?

Find a new pet

Like every pet

Because that ones gonna be a bitch to keep in the yard

You mean walking through objects or just flight?

Flight

They can just float up infinitely if they wanted to

Sell it.

But like all pets

No balance

Basically, "what if pets were balloon animals?"

And then all wanted to float away as soon as they could

For no reason at all

What then

So long and thanks for all the fish

But they would obviously hang about for food

And such

Is this a recurring phenomenon or just our current pets?

So sad that it has come to this

All pets ever

Like as soon as you form any sort of bond

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469486268271689728/652580142945796116/image0.jpg

We tried to earn you all for so looooooooooong

It just turns all floaty

Time to make a gf my pet.