Message from @cachalot
Discord ID: 652676678623035412
Fail, my dude
Probably, IDC about Kelvin
I'd ask if it could be more gentle because I have work tomorrow.
What would you do if your pet had the ability to float about beyond earthly tethers?
What would you even do?
Find a new pet
Like every pet
Because that ones gonna be a bitch to keep in the yard
You mean walking through objects or just flight?
Flight
They can just float up infinitely if they wanted to
Sell it.
But like all pets
No balance
Basically, "what if pets were balloon animals?"
And then all wanted to float away as soon as they could
For no reason at all
What then
So long and thanks for all the fish
But they would obviously hang about for food
Is this a recurring phenomenon or just our current pets?
So sad that it has come to this
All pets ever
Like as soon as you form any sort of bond
We tried to earn you all for so looooooooooong
It just turns all floaty
Time to make a gf my pet.
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Skin graft to your gf
Fuse with her
To make one
And fly
So, so long, so long, so long and thanks!
Bye then
For all the 🐟
K
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