IM A SHOTGUN

cumgun

I culturally appropriated it.

Nutgun

I will colonize you so hard my ancestors would blush in shame.

technically every man is a gun

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I am a weapon.

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I am a weapon of mass dissapointment

No weapons allowed in the classroom

***I will shoot up a school***

this is how the chainmail bikini protects. However, feminism prevents it from functioning properly. If only women could harness the power of the baby maker to generate force-fields once again http://is2.4chan.org/tg/1576955997554.jpg

Dad: go play with the neighbours kids
Neighbours kids:

suddenly this gets a new meaning

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) name checks out

Ooga booga movie

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holy shit I almost threw up

the fastest foot in the west

according to the mao-friends I can't play fortunate son as it's extremely offensive.

So, now I'm playing it through my speaker system.

even more of a reaosn to play it

goddamn I love you

no homo

My dad bought me steak i love him so much

you forgot to say no homo

c:

Why would it be homo

always say no homo if you say "I love you" or something similar

otherwise you are gay

yes even if you say it to women

Kit is a cool duderoni

Im a woman so itd be gay

If i said it to a woman

I'm pretending to be a woman.

There's a difference here.