My plane landed and I am alive

no

you're dead

this is hell

is that an m1 carbine

yes

Well damn. I guess its true. Hell has better company. <:comfort:592107824826417204>

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Wtf

stop it

that's my mee

meme

IM A SHOTGUN

cumgun

I culturally appropriated it.

Nutgun

I will colonize you so hard my ancestors would blush in shame.

technically every man is a gun

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

I am a weapon.

<:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>

I am a weapon of mass dissapointment

No weapons allowed in the classroom

***I will shoot up a school***

this is how the chainmail bikini protects. However, feminism prevents it from functioning properly. If only women could harness the power of the baby maker to generate force-fields once again http://is2.4chan.org/tg/1576955997554.jpg

Dad: go play with the neighbours kids
Neighbours kids:

suddenly this gets a new meaning

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) name checks out

Ooga booga movie

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holy shit I almost threw up

the fastest foot in the west

according to the mao-friends I can't play fortunate son as it's extremely offensive.

So, now I'm playing it through my speaker system.