They're FUCKING GOBLINS

There was a cute modget girl in my hs

Raise some midglets

MIDGELETS

MY LUNGS

Midget or dwarf?

Idk she was 3’8”

I want my wife to be portable

Everyone liked her basic she could dance well

Is it racist to call dwarves basic?

Ive already met the person i wanna marry so im gucci

Damn it, thought i had a chance

Dwarves are next in line to be genocided, right after the elves.

Kobold master race

Grandma master race

@cachalot im not your type. Im overweight and quite prissy. Youll find your black tomboy gf someday

Yer talking mad shite for an imagi in grudge bookin' distance

Umgi*

Lmao you dont know my type

Yeah that was me retard

Whoops

Sorry

Good

I do have a black tomboy gf tho

Depends on how overweight NGL

200 pounds of e-girl lard

depends on the height

Lard

cute abs always beat cute flabs

Im a giant

Tomboys were only ever popular because traps weren't mainstream yet

I don't want them to be popular

I want them to be mine

I like giant wamen

Not that giant

5’8”

5"8 is smol

Not 4 a lady

Y'all should watch The Expanse, there's a few martians you'd like <:ahegao:462286952335671296>
https://expanse.fandom.com/wiki/Bobbie_Draper_(TV)?file=Bobbie_Season_4.jpg

Seems interesting

She looks buff, but when arriving on Earth for the first time, the gravity fucks her up.