Message from @Uksio

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2019-12-22 13:07:10 UTC  

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Warfare in Japan was fairly unique, since the only real times they had land invasions to deal with it was kinda mostly just other Japanese.

2019-12-22 13:07:49 UTC  

I mean, when it comes down to the basics,

A shield could really just be any object not made of your flesh used for ensuring you don't get it.

2019-12-22 13:07:57 UTC  

Where are his organs?

2019-12-22 13:08:09 UTC  

where are yours?

2019-12-22 13:08:13 UTC  

Whereas europe and asia were an absolute clusterfuck free-for-all eternally, spreading ideas, tactics, and strategies around from disparate places and cultures.

2019-12-22 13:08:49 UTC  

@Grok They were lost during the war

Japan managed to avoid being conquered mostly by sheer coincidence via storms; Their attempts to conquer other places largely utterly unsuccessful.

2019-12-22 13:09:05 UTC  

Kublai was furious.

2019-12-22 13:09:18 UTC  

Then the madlad tried to invade Indonesia.

2019-12-22 13:09:50 UTC  

Asians just can't seem to empire unless they're Mongolian.

2019-12-22 13:10:13 UTC  

Morning Frens <:comfort:592107824826417204>

Somehow, the culture stemming from the shittiest place to live in the entire region wound up being the big one.

2019-12-22 13:10:59 UTC  

chinese were very insular

2019-12-22 13:11:05 UTC  

and unsuccessful in conquering non chinese

2019-12-22 13:11:28 UTC  

Mongols were the pure conquest people

2019-12-22 13:11:37 UTC  

Mofos didn't bother farming at all

2019-12-22 13:11:47 UTC  

Mongols were the Zerg

2019-12-22 13:11:52 UTC  

Yup

2019-12-22 13:11:58 UTC  

China really just didn't have a reason to go conquering.

2019-12-22 13:12:07 UTC  

Some of their efforts were alright. They subjugated the Tarim Basin.

2019-12-22 13:12:18 UTC  

And they did manage to bring the Xiongnu to heel after a while.

2019-12-22 13:12:28 UTC  

they got their asses beat bymost of their neighbors

2019-12-22 13:12:30 UTC  

But, the Chinese Empires basically were always confined to China as a region.

2019-12-22 13:12:32 UTC  

when attempting to conquer them

2019-12-22 13:12:36 UTC  

such as the vietnamese

2019-12-22 13:12:38 UTC  

The Gokturks fucking thrashed them.

2019-12-22 13:12:50 UTC  

Even the Arabs got some kickings in.

2019-12-22 13:12:57 UTC  

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2019-12-22 13:13:02 UTC  

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They just about got their asses kicked in by a fucking greeks one time, too.

2019-12-22 13:13:07 UTC  

which is interesting how they were constantly at war with their neighbors

2019-12-22 13:13:07 UTC  

In one of the most forgotten battles in history at Talas which ended up changing the world.

2019-12-22 13:13:17 UTC  

but managed to have one of the most outdated of all armies on earth

2019-12-22 13:13:28 UTC  

Impressive manpower though.

2019-12-22 13:13:31 UTC  

When your empire is so shit that peoples from halfway around the world come just to kick your ass.

The culture that produced The Art of War seems to have never actually read that shit.