@Windleaf weird paradox. Beta and Chad at same time.

Can I be a spork

They’re total chads they don’t enjoy being little spoon smh

Edit: they do enjoy it but their masculinity is too fragile to admit it <a:KEK:525678110105141248>

How about a chop stick

Being little spoon is based af, you all lack culture.

You obviously haven’t tried chop sticking

Idk what that is

@lobsters

He just made that up.

I mean

Jet packing is a thing so I’m open to anything being a thing

Jet packing is not a "thing"

Water Jets don't count

Jetpacking: when a girl is holding your from behind, particularly when cuddling and she farts

Wait how tall are you?

5’10”

Iirc 181 cm

Disgusting

lol

Also that is not jetpacking

5 10 is not 181 cm

KEK

BUAHAHAHA

>iirc

<:VBFacepalm:578628986704232460>

Jetpacking is when the big spoon is shorter then the little spoon when cuddling.

Please don't fart on me.

I will die laughing.

Technically backpacking but it depends on which internet you’re from

And I wanna die in battle.

The question is

Gender

I am male.

Openly so.

Gay asf