I'm not fukken gay

get away from me

Assuming gender now are we

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It's not gay if we say "no homo" afterwards.

I only let women molest me

sorry

It's okay, I've got you, you get to be little spoon.

@Windleaf weird paradox. Beta and Chad at same time.

Can I be a spork

They’re total chads they don’t enjoy being little spoon smh

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How about a chop stick

Being little spoon is based af, you all lack culture.

You obviously haven’t tried chop sticking

Idk what that is

@lobsters

He just made that up.

I mean

Jet packing is a thing so I’m open to anything being a thing

Jet packing is not a "thing"

Water Jets don't count

Jetpacking: when a girl is holding your from behind, particularly when cuddling and she farts

Wait how tall are you?

5’10”

Iirc 181 cm

Disgusting

lol

Also that is not jetpacking

5 10 is not 181 cm

KEK

BUAHAHAHA

>iirc

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