https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzQb4CV7hLY

this is the most russian video I have seen

I make the pussy purr with a stroke of my hand.

cougar

he is a good boy

I claimed nothing of them being good, just that I *enjoy* them. XD. I don't care if they're "good" in a statement like thus - just that they're enjoyable by me. Lol

Alright.

i wank to allah every night

But he'd behead you

hot

Excuse me sir, would you like to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/658660532672266250/image-171.jpg

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-trump-reaction-yeah-whatever-gif-4972350

Our Father who art in Thighs
Blessed be thy thiccness
Thy squeezing come
Thy thicc be all
On Hips as it is in Thighs

im pansexual

rules for dating me 1) must be non-stick

inductive

2) must use tefal thermo spot technology

I require more memes to keep my sanity

henry cavill as geralt looks weird to me
i feel he is hiding the rest of his muscles with some weird disguise spell

Oy Geralt

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/310180409541394432/637129032252784670/giphy.gif

It's your car, should you not be the one to configure it? @MalinaKlaar

figures are going up

More sex for me?

@MalinaKlaar Don't go too crazy, you'll have to make it up to me.

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said your father figure

I can't replace your dad.

Or more that I wont.

Don't make mistakes and I will reward that good behavior, fuck up, get lost.

yall niggas need to learn about the artist called "hijabolic"