Michael phelps ate like 12000 calories a day. he could just smash pizzas for a snack

Stretching is absolutely a requirement before exertion- provided circumstance permits it.

@Laucivol my whole family is super into it. But since a year or so I stopped because that would be empirically not fair

in ww2 american footsoldiers ate more than 4k calories in a day

It isn't just about how much you're eating, it's also about WHAT you're eating

IIFYM

well

boxing is a silly sport because it is too regimented

My diet ends up somewhere around 3-4k on active days>.>

same thing with jockeying

what is jockeying

youre better off with a freer sport

like riding a horse? rofl

@matroyshka racing a horse

Boxing is silly. Says the one with a 9/1 boxing record XD

there are strict height and weight requirements

Unrelated, boxing might be silly but i like MMA

youd likely find sports that give you more freedom more fun

it would be GREAT if there were sports I enjoyed. I would love to exercise bc I genuinely just enjoyed the game or whatever

There are hundreds of sports

I do train a guy in boxing for MMA. It's fun to see the differences

But there's a lot of both physical & mental strenuousness in my workday so.. yeah, I burn those calories.

I dun like them

the trick to exercising is truly hating yourself and thinking of the exercise as punishment

BuT wHaT aBoUt EsPoRtS

now you're speaking my language a big gay baby

and when your brain tells you to quit you tell it to shut the fuck up

^^^^

Attractive people are one of two things.

For girls, it's nice and pretty, for boys, it's handsome and strong.

It's fun, because when I go to order food on a menu... I'm like, "hrm, what has the highest calorie count" if I'm unsure what to order.

@Jake the Exile at least physically

But not always

These things are the sole factors of attractiveness and are mutually exclusive.

You can only be one or the other.

If you think you see both, they're faking one of them.

Honestly out of what everyone has said, exercising solely to punish yourself gets me to want to exercise the most

Is masturbating a sport?

I am probably not an unattractive person, but the best times i have ever worked out was when i felt like a gross smegal autist with no friends;

Because I'm pretty sure I'm a professional

Brain/body: "...can't take much more!" Me: "Shut the fuck up, unless you want to die."