Message from @Dark Magician

Discord ID: 651994438671007754


2019-12-05 03:23:53 UTC  

Yay!

2019-12-05 03:23:53 UTC  

R.I.P. Un Scott, you're gonna disappear.

2019-12-05 03:24:02 UTC  

Couldn't happen to a nicer maniac.

2019-12-05 03:24:10 UTC  

pffftt

2019-12-05 03:24:14 UTC  

i aint scared of no canuck

2019-12-05 03:24:18 UTC  

They'll find a flask of maple syrup in your bed.

2019-12-05 03:24:29 UTC  

And a card saying, "Sorreh."

2019-12-05 03:26:17 UTC  

Kek.

2019-12-05 03:33:48 UTC  

@Cryosite its not based on the m4 fktard

2019-12-05 03:34:41 UTC  

Armalite-15 is like 1970

2019-12-05 03:34:46 UTC  

M4 is like 1994

2019-12-05 03:35:26 UTC  

The m16 is based on the armalite 15 platform

2019-12-05 03:43:05 UTC  

oof

2019-12-05 03:43:09 UTC  

idiota

2019-12-05 03:43:12 UTC  

does anyone have an invite link?

2019-12-05 03:43:23 UTC  

Check rules and tourist info.

2019-12-05 03:43:26 UTC  

n00b.

2019-12-05 03:45:19 UTC  

not a noob

2019-12-05 03:45:21 UTC  

just a boomer

2019-12-05 03:51:49 UTC  

@Dark Magician Check the desc of sargon's vids, you'll find one... eventually

2019-12-05 03:53:07 UTC  

haha

2019-12-05 03:53:16 UTC  

many of them were expired

2019-12-05 03:53:20 UTC  

I actually tried this

2019-12-05 03:55:31 UTC  

IDK man

2019-12-05 03:56:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651995165875240960/giphy_2.gif

2019-12-05 03:57:37 UTC  

@UnScottable has been glowed upon

2019-12-05 04:01:02 UTC  

anyone got a spare dick laying around?

2019-12-05 04:01:13 UTC  

I got a few

2019-12-05 04:01:44 UTC  

plastic or real

2019-12-05 04:01:45 UTC  

also: human?

2019-12-05 04:02:09 UTC  

Does it matter?

2019-12-05 04:02:17 UTC  

lol you're right no it doesn't

2019-12-05 04:02:46 UTC  

although tbh I wonder what it would be like to walk into a sex store and straight up buy a dildo

2019-12-05 04:03:06 UTC  

uhm...hey...I'd like to uhm purchase this...............................plz

2019-12-05 04:03:34 UTC  

“Cash or card?”

2019-12-05 04:03:56 UTC  

All I've got is a few pennies, some pocket lint, and a peanut shell

2019-12-05 04:04:36 UTC  

*Starts looking around for mall security*

2019-12-05 04:05:18 UTC  

To be honest they don't even care

2019-12-05 04:05:30 UTC  

I guess they would be so used to it it's just whatever

2019-12-05 04:06:02 UTC  

maybe the would raise their eyebrows if you bought the biggest, longest one they have available

2019-12-05 04:06:12 UTC  

(I haven't been thinking about this at all hahahaha)