yeah no don't do it

need suicide clinics ngl

instead of causing a lot of distress to randos you can just off yourself in a safe environment

wonder how much glow nigger training i'm undoing 😉

Suicide is a sin. So I hope by suicide clinic you mean somewhere people get treated for suicidal thoughts

death by too many cartwheels consecutively would be a good statistic to create though

@Ralin Storm none. Nice try tho

Also I'm going to die next year

then who's tracking me @Sarahdale ?

who isn't is the better question

you're on the internet

@Danacrag why

I just think i will

Everything will get to me and ill snap

sounds like you need help not from the internet there bud

That's my prediction

@Ralin Storm pfff. I dunno

@Sarahdale this info is mild compared to other techniques used lol

I dont think I can get help. I think I'll be more likely to die with help really

@Sarahdale there's a nice little twitter trick that will piss ~200 agents off

As I said. Cybersecurity is not my jurisdiction

dana failing uni is not the end of the world, in fact unis are a scam tbh

Hot take

If every crime was punishable by instant death society would be more epic

@Danacrag look man, if you're actually speaking the truth and this is your way of venting, by all means go ahead, but you won't figure your shit out here. Nobody here is qualified to give you the right advice.

Guys this is so sad can we revive fascism

would i get expelled from my school if I put these up before our mock election?

Yes

hahaha oh fuck that labour ad

easily the best thing i've seen in a while

audibly chuckled

Just upload it to Twitter for giggles or something idk

do eeet

doeeeeet

cmon doit

ill put one poster up

really early in the morning

Put it up on /pol/ when you do

I would love to if I lived in the UK

Make sure you're wearing a mask

make sure nobody sees me