looks aight

ooh that is a good runner up 2point

No guarantees with over eating

I've seen too many fat people live long

old age

how many old people survive it

i recently realised i been to the lake district but i didnt go see sellafield

kms now

What if I swallow the metal in the smoke detector?

I can't wait till I'm a curmudgeony old fuck

https://youtu.be/RFuwZXhQJls

Think that will give me cancer?

youll get a shit complexion

I will gladly swear at peoples kids

nope just a painful shit

I can't do that now, but when I'm old, god damn that's just being old

@Danacrag https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn

Yes I've heard of him

he collected a lot of that metal

you probably wouldnt die of it if you ate *a* smoke detector 😛

americium was it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNpdMz0Cfv0&feature=emb_title

So he's just an idiot

sorry to the fuckers that lose their job over this but your agents pissed me off tonight. Want to know how to tell you're being tracked? Don't list your shit publicly and upload twice if you list 1.

nah, he's definitely not

suicides have a 50 -50 on working if it fails you end up just paralysed like a potato on a wheel chair

yeah no don't do it

need suicide clinics ngl

instead of causing a lot of distress to randos you can just off yourself in a safe environment

wonder how much glow nigger training i'm undoing 😉

Suicide is a sin. So I hope by suicide clinic you mean somewhere people get treated for suicidal thoughts

death by too many cartwheels consecutively would be a good statistic to create though

@Ralin Storm none. Nice try tho

Also I'm going to die next year

then who's tracking me @Sarahdale ?

who isn't is the better question

you're on the internet

@Danacrag why

I just think i will

Everything will get to me and ill snap

sounds like you need help not from the internet there bud