Marines hate turkeys, they kill em on sight, thus why it was hard for his papa

Big Brain turkeys secured their own survival by making themselves an important national dish once a year

@Nerzul The Dinosauroid since passenger pigeons

people that only kill if they eat dont know what it is to kill something for protection

big birbs will eat your plants

yeah, time to bring out the dogs

as an aside where i live roaming gangs of turkey exist

Yeah, the wild ones can be aggressive, too, as with some of the chickens, @Hexidecimark, but they're pleasant to keep around.

and theyll cross the road as a flock

so like 20+ turkeys crossing the road at once

Afternoon

and theyll just walk through your yard and shit

Degenerates

Are Turkey gang-rapes a thing, @Lucienne d'Anwyl?

Proof that they are smarter than deer

I see why you despite them.

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i dont know

maybe

''gaming;;

@Hexidecimark deer dont mind getting hit by cars because theyll ruin your car

and thus youll avoid deer in the future

turkeys wont really ruin your car

and moose will get hit by a car and shrug it off

Turkey cross: Everyone in one group
Deer cross: In five minutes, get up and cross. I'll follow you. He'll follow me. You'll follow him.

ducks all go in a group too

turtles go solo

shoot the refugees, save the bees

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Shall we subscribe to your webinar too?

We have a lot of native bees in our yard

Wool carders are seriously fun to watch because they don't sting things

They body slam them

Imagine if your dick could revive people

wait, yours doesn't?

You could be called an "Epi-Penis" superhero

I would love to read a manga where a superhero's power is to revive through intercourse

Having seen manga before I'd be cautious