Message from @Sire Fagsalot
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@Nerzul The Dinosauroid they need protection to prevent them from becoming endangered in the first place
Marines hate turkeys, they kill em on sight, thus why it was hard for his papa
Big Brain turkeys secured their own survival by making themselves an important national dish once a year
@Nerzul The Dinosauroid since passenger pigeons
people that only kill if they eat dont know what it is to kill something for protection
big birbs will eat your plants
yeah, time to bring out the dogs
as an aside where i live roaming gangs of turkey exist
Yeah, the wild ones can be aggressive, too, as with some of the chickens, @Hexidecimark, but they're pleasant to keep around.
and theyll cross the road as a flock
so like 20+ turkeys crossing the road at once
Afternoon
and theyll just walk through your yard and shit
Degenerates
Are Turkey gang-rapes a thing, @Lucienne d'Anwyl?
Proof that they are smarter than deer
I see why you despite them.
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i dont know
maybe
''gaming;;
@Hexidecimark deer dont mind getting hit by cars because theyll ruin your car
and thus youll avoid deer in the future
turkeys wont really ruin your car
and moose will get hit by a car and shrug it off
Turkey cross: Everyone in one group
Deer cross: In five minutes, get up and cross. I'll follow you. He'll follow me. You'll follow him.
ducks all go in a group too
turtles go solo
shoot the refugees, save the bees
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Shall we subscribe to your webinar too?
We have a lot of native bees in our yard
Wool carders are seriously fun to watch because they don't sting things
They body slam them
Imagine if your dick could revive people
wait, yours doesn't?
You could be called an "Epi-Penis" superhero
I would love to read a manga where a superhero's power is to revive through intercourse