2019-Johnson wins,Farage gets himself

2020-???????????????????????

1978- Deng Xiaoping newly appointed Chinese leader who begins a series of reforms

1979- Ruhollah Khomeini architect of the Iranian Revolution, becoming Supreme Leader of Iran in ita aftermath

10678-BC Grug discovers how to toss stone

Yall think Mirio ever got a miss demeanour for appearing naked in a children's playground because he used his quirk?

69AD-More orgies

2015- Your mum breaks a set of 2.5 ton industrial scales.

1090-Pope Urban II launches Crusade

10677-BC nugg nugg becomes first president of cave

1980- Ronald Reagan He was just elected president of the US and shit

1098-Jerusalem is taken

1921-British Empire at its best

1973-Pinochet comes into power

2089-Trumps re-awoken corpse rules greater Britaniaa (an americana colony) and American with an iron but wise fist. California is discovered and mistaken as atlantis

2069-British Empire is restored

1981- Lech Walesa Polish dissident who becomes one of the most influential democracy activists in the world

1415-Frog eaters lose to a bunch of straving Englishmen

2026- Your mums weight exceeds 3.7 tons

1982- "The Computer" pretty self explanatory, dawn of the Information Age, don't know if the should get Person of the Year tho

2021-Your a gook

2050-China is basically the thing

2040 - Flanders starts the first waffle war
2041 - Flanders unifies europe

1940-France does its best...............surrender

2056-Hillary comes out as trans, itentifies as "trump", wears a yellow wig and becomes elected. Bill clinton, on a unrelated note, kills himself after his shekel balance goes into the negatives

6969-Sealand becomes the largest empire and everyone is a gook

2020 - India becomes global superpower

*British Empire

1983- Ronald Reagan and Yuri Andropov, US President and Soviet leader who both cause gloabl tensions due to Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative

more like 2020-india becomes first country to sink under poop

2100-India discovers the Toilet

1984- Peter Ueberroth dude who organized the 1984 LA Olympic Games

2037 - India invents shitting in a bucket

1985- Deng Xiaoping again He openly criticized Mao's economic policies

2057-Nuclear gookism

2281-Las Vegas becomes US 2.0 vs Romaboos

2038-india, after inventing poop in bucket, invents throw bucket in river. after all, it does wash away right lol

1986- Corazon Aquino Phillipines democratic activist who became president

2282-Courier rapes Legate Lanious

2283-NCR cucks itself

1987- Mikhail Gorbachev Soviet leader who championa the Glasnost and Perestroika reforms