Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 656682386938920960


2019-12-18 02:18:09 UTC  

Yes, racist white people. please board our new train to no where

2019-12-18 02:18:15 UTC  

Free Vactation

2019-12-18 02:19:31 UTC  

idk man, Nowhere is pretty small

2019-12-18 02:19:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/656681948059533322/d3.JPG

2019-12-18 02:19:43 UTC  

Oh gods i just remebered something about greek traps

2019-12-18 02:20:08 UTC  

So Aphrodite apparently had a "male" form on this island

2019-12-18 02:20:26 UTC  

Go on

2019-12-18 02:20:27 UTC  

cross-dressers aren't traps though

2019-12-18 02:20:27 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-12-18 02:20:29 UTC  

That was represented by a statue

2019-12-18 02:20:32 UTC  

~~Castrati were basically traps since they ended up being castrated~~

2019-12-18 02:20:40 UTC  

@ManAnimal Traps are crossdressers, actually.

2019-12-18 02:20:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/656682230009036811/FB_IMG_1574161560352.jpg

2019-12-18 02:21:03 UTC  

Legend says that once the statue looks at you it may rasie its dress to revile a fully erect cock

2019-12-18 02:21:06 UTC  

If it does

2019-12-18 02:21:12 UTC  

Aphrodite favors you

2019-12-18 02:21:15 UTC  

If not

2019-12-18 02:21:17 UTC  

...

2019-12-18 02:21:20 UTC  

no, traps are MORE than cross-dressers; thos that can PASS as the other gender passsing themselves off as the opposite sex

2019-12-18 02:21:21 UTC  

@Autokratōr Pavlov I'm 99% sure I've read a fanfic like that

2019-12-18 02:21:21 UTC  

@Kothar Its hard to find stupidity like this, but luckily, we have twatter

2019-12-18 02:21:26 UTC  

hence 'being trapped'

2019-12-18 02:21:27 UTC  

yes and one depiction of Artemis had a couple dozen breasts

2019-12-18 02:21:36 UTC  

Artemis of Ephesus, I think?

2019-12-18 02:22:05 UTC  

We need to go back in time **NOW**

2019-12-18 02:22:28 UTC  

not possible

2019-12-18 02:22:30 UTC  

I only learned about this cause i was studying Aphrodite for a presentation and that was some random fucking myth i found in my research

2019-12-18 02:22:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/656682775763615794/IMG_20191213_081636_360.jpg

2019-12-18 02:23:20 UTC  

Phillipines is BASED

2019-12-18 02:23:30 UTC  

Philippines is fucked*

2019-12-18 02:23:37 UTC  

You are fucked

2019-12-18 02:23:44 UTC  

Please <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2019-12-18 02:23:46 UTC  

Time to go to the Philippines boys

2019-12-18 02:24:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/656683150721941504/IMG_20191213_075405_845.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/656683150721941505/IMG_20191213_075412_038.jpg

2019-12-18 02:24:27 UTC  

i hear Philippines has areas overran by cartels and essentially terrorist

2019-12-18 02:24:46 UTC  

Yes, we should 'cure' all gays

2019-12-18 02:24:49 UTC  

1. Shoot the president
2. Plant a blunt on him
3. Win?

2019-12-18 02:24:52 UTC  

it's our civic duty

2019-12-18 02:25:02 UTC  

Try me daddy

2019-12-18 02:25:17 UTC  

Method 1. Testicular Electro-Shock Therapy