The Greeks were massive hedonists

if you could think of a degenerate fetish, they were probably indulging in it

such as homosexuality <:powerful:595334910764515338>

hardly think they had any VR porn....

They improvised

presumably by creating art

improvising would still arrive at an equivalent solution

Tbf the Greeks liked putting satyrs with massive schlongs raping their women on vases

Yes, racist white people. please board our new train to no where

Free Vactation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowhere,_Oklahoma

idk man, Nowhere is pretty small

Oh gods i just remebered something about greek traps

So Aphrodite apparently had a "male" form on this island

Go on

cross-dressers aren't traps though

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That was represented by a statue

~~Castrati were basically traps since they ended up being castrated~~

@ManAnimal Traps are crossdressers, actually.

Legend says that once the statue looks at you it may rasie its dress to revile a fully erect cock

If it does

Aphrodite favors you

If not

...

no, traps are MORE than cross-dressers; thos that can PASS as the other gender passsing themselves off as the opposite sex

@Autokratōr Pavlov I'm 99% sure I've read a fanfic like that

@Kothar Its hard to find stupidity like this, but luckily, we have twatter

hence 'being trapped'

yes and one depiction of Artemis had a couple dozen breasts

Artemis of Ephesus, I think?

We need to go back in time **NOW**

not possible

I only learned about this cause i was studying Aphrodite for a presentation and that was some random fucking myth i found in my research

Phillipines is BASED

Philippines is fucked*

You are fucked