She doesn’t have iud btw

she wants your money

This is true but she also wants my duck

Dick*

I’m honestly kinda scared

hillary dindu nuffin

I don’t want a child but I want pussy

grow some balls and wear a jonny

Idk what a Jonny is

use your imagination

And like I’m too drunk for my pull out game to b strong

I don’t have an imagination

if you don't wear protection, you're likely to be economically fucked for the rest of your life

just sayin

we don't want another salty mass shooter in our midst

maybe she dont want to fuck rubber

Lmao I know she clean

why would you either tbh lol

as long as she clean, go for it

she can tkae a pill anway

Thats why i dont go into relationships or fuck

Lmao she doesn’t use iuds

Dude dont use protection and use a fake name

put one in her drink

Or birth control

also uid = implant?

She can never get money from you then

ah I see..

spike her

sorted.

make her a special "cofee" after sex or something

I ain’t finna pay for that shit

you be fine

apparently, women's tastes change quite markedly when they're on birth control pills

you'll pay

hhaahaha

Oh you"ll pay

they also gain weight and become crazy

Its like the irs

you'll be creating a baby-momma, you're going to pay

hence most girls are crazy bitches