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<@&588707615643795456> Daily Question ✝

What's your favorite biblical story?

Mine is the story of the Good Samaritan.

mines the one where God burned down sodom and gomorah for being full of faggots

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I do enjoy Revelation 20:10

**Revelation 20:10 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

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<10> And the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever. ```

I’m unsure how these things work, but perhaps we can change the bot‘s settings to be set to King James Version?

Yeah

+setversion [version]

Hmm

Just do that command

With KJV instead of version

+setversions [KJV]

Singular

And no brackets lol

Sorry

+setversion KJV

Will it merely appear to be said version to me?

Leviticus 20:13

**Leviticus 20:13 - King James Version (KJV)**

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<13> If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. ```

No, when you give the command it will send it in the version of the person who sent the command.

Based

Thank you sir.

Of course

Leviticus 20:13

**Leviticus 20:13 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

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<13> If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them. ```

ye if you set it to a version only you see that version

False

+setversion MSG

CRINGE

Matthew 6:9-13

**Matthew 6:9-13 - The Message (MSG)**

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<7-13> "The world is full of so-called prayer warriors who are prayer-ignorant. They're full of formulas and programs and advice, peddling techniques for getting what you want from God. Don't fall for that nonsense. This is your Father you are dealing with, and he knows better than you what you need. With a God like this loving you, you can pray very simply. Like this: Our Father in heaven, Reveal who you are. Set the world right; Do what's best— as above, so below. Keep us alive with three square meals. Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others. Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil. You're in charge! You can do anything you want! You're ablaze in beauty! Yes. Yes. Yes. ```

did you know the message translation takes inspiration in its wording from the satanic bible?

I bet it does

I’m sure it does.

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