Message from @Simmons ☧

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2019-09-19 23:21:49 UTC  

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2019-09-19 23:22:16 UTC  

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2019-09-19 23:22:33 UTC  

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2019-09-19 23:23:21 UTC  

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2019-09-19 23:23:24 UTC  

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2019-09-19 23:25:51 UTC  

@Simmons ☧ did he stick the ear back on or just heal the ear hole

2019-09-19 23:27:12 UTC  

Who knows, I always pictured it has the flesh growing back completely.

2019-09-19 23:27:32 UTC  

So maybe that guy had a spare ear from then on

2019-09-19 23:27:36 UTC  

😂

2019-09-19 23:27:46 UTC  

It’s not really that relevant as a detail

2019-09-19 23:27:57 UTC  

Why mute the atheist? Youre giving him less reason to be convinced by you

2019-09-19 23:28:08 UTC  

I used to be a hardcore atheist myself

2019-09-19 23:28:25 UTC  

Even antitheist

2019-09-19 23:28:36 UTC  

Im interested in the lesser known Jesus stories

2019-09-19 23:28:56 UTC  

Me too, but only reasonable people listen to reason @Deleted User

2019-09-19 23:29:21 UTC  

Yes, but he didnt show any signs of being unreasonable @Simmons ☧

2019-09-19 23:29:41 UTC  

Well he came right out the gate with “religious people are brainwashed”

2019-09-19 23:29:53 UTC  

So?

2019-09-19 23:29:58 UTC  

Tell me obscure Jesus facts

2019-09-19 23:30:09 UTC  

It’s impossible to have good faith conversations with people who think you have no critical thinking

2019-09-19 23:30:23 UTC  

@Suit Dog Sure let me think of one

2019-09-19 23:32:27 UTC  

He fasted for 40 days and nights in the wilderness, while being tempted by Satan the whole time.

2019-09-19 23:32:50 UTC  

And conversed with him

2019-09-19 23:33:07 UTC  

He ate hemp seeds @Suit Dog

2019-09-19 23:33:51 UTC  

I know of the desert one just not the details. I have not hears of the hemp seeds one

2019-09-19 23:34:25 UTC  

Lynch satanists

2019-09-19 23:34:33 UTC  

CHRIST GANG

2019-09-19 23:34:40 UTC  

I know about when he punished that tree for nothing

2019-09-19 23:34:43 UTC  

And it died

2019-09-19 23:34:57 UTC  

Well a little bit of expansion on it then - Satan offered Him all the kingdoms on earth in return for worshiping him.

2019-09-19 23:35:15 UTC  

@Suit Dog Oh, that’s a parable, meant as a lesson for His apostles

2019-09-19 23:35:20 UTC  

Correction: he used hemp oil to heal people.

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2019-09-19 23:38:51 UTC  

He wiped His spit in a blind man’s eyes to heal them.

He used this method because ancient Israelites believed spit had some healing properties they’d spit (their *own* spit) into their wounds following this superstition.

I’d find it offensive for someone to spit in my eyes personally but if I was blind at I could suddenly see after it I would be buzzing

2019-09-19 23:40:22 UTC  

I wish Jesus would heal my astigmatism

2019-09-19 23:41:26 UTC  

Here’s another, Jesus didn’t have a surname and neither did most Israelites. “Christ” is a title derived from a Greek phrase meaning *”the anointed One”* - equivalent to *Messiah*

2019-09-19 23:42:22 UTC  

Now that's something I didn't know

2019-09-19 23:42:35 UTC  

I did not know they did not have surnames

2019-09-19 23:43:08 UTC  

Most cultures didn’t have surnames for a while, we only started adopting them en masse later on.

2019-09-19 23:43:36 UTC  

That's why their names are always like "Steve of xyz" because they used where they're from to identify themselves right

2019-09-19 23:43:49 UTC  

Exactly

2019-09-19 23:44:46 UTC  

That or patronymics, where they’d be distinguished by their fathers name. So “Robert John’s son”