this is why divorce rates are so high

Bruh

A whore is someone who gets paid to have sex

there's only one man i want

*cries*

Please don’t say Jeff Goldblum.

he's jewish

WTF

Osama bin Laden?

I'd want him too

Lols

Gorgeous man

Watch, I'm 20 and all the sluts in my college are already beginning to have serious thoughts of regret because of all the dick they took

osama was originally a CIA agent

Osama is still a CIA agent <:smug:591181720565579807>

why are they regretting? @GuilleX7

@DrRisen a lasting marriage is preferable to cooming harder lol

Give em 10 years and they'll die alone with 20 cats

The government faked his death <:smug:591181720565579807>

S-T-D's you mean? @GuilleX7

@Deleted User It is to some, not to others.

Save yourself for someone special.

@---- Because they "Can't find someone that's honest"

^

There are people

Who needs sex

When you have god

Just gotta look hard enough.

And look at the right places

I'm remaining a sworn virgin for the rest of my life, I'll just have kids through artificial insemination

I'm done with men.

You'd have to be a special kind of stupid if you think you are going to find someone real by hooking up at nightclubs and getting black out drunk

Conservative religious types are always doing that

Okay.

fuck the others they are gay and will enjoy being housewife

>mods still too dumb to ping questions

its literal cancer to scroll so far with a phone

Lols

mods are libertarians so it is to be expected @Berkutschi