"Would you like another glass of wine sir?"

Woh

Yes pls uwu

*"Hello there fine lady...... you know.... you seem incredibly exquisite today and I was reading something related to beauty in my spare time as a bartender even tho I live in the suburbs with my dad who is a civil engineer.......but that's something aside. I was reading in my MGTOW and NOFAP forums that, women are hypergamous and WILL be attracted to the 20% of men - let me tell you baby girl, I'm in the 98% percentile."*

Learn to use less than a paragraph in your shitty memes

***Moments later***

Dunno why everyone needs to pick on people based on appearance.

*"Hello son! Glad that you arri-"*

Because of their own insecurities mostly.

It doesn't even make sense considering i'm almost certainly more attractive than this nerd

*"Who is this wonderfull NICE lady?"*

It's just cringy and confusing

idk why anaconda thinks hes so attractive
considering his other """ideas""" maybe hes just egotistical and deluded to any sort of self-critique?

You're faceblind Folie

*"Benajmin really got the mad skills of a tiger - come, take a seat. I'm jimbos dad"*

lmao what the fuck is this

when did being a bartender become a meme?

its just that he looks like one

Cringe counter cringe

they're trying to cope with me being attractive

@Oneiros panel from berserk

nice

sea god

i think its the weird clothes, they look bartendery

literally any other occupation or situatuon theyd be hella out of place

Clubs exist

Used to wear that stuff when I was a jazz artist. Maybe he plays jazz

it's not my fault you've never dressed well in your life

blues

Dope

Imagine getting away with wearing a trench coat

Like looking good in it

😳 😳 😳

I can pull off a trench pretty easily

The key is to not look gothy