my normal looking goddess

yes she should be moderately beautiful and have gone thru phase of intense insecurity and made her realistic

my vanilla thot

goddesses are just narrative booby prizes for women

Mediocre perfection

we wuz divinity n sheeit

isnt that called desperation

that's called liking someone's brains.

^

my somewhat exquisite love

i miss read interesting as interested

i'm so quick to create profiles there's no time for me to appreciate anything good about people <:honkhonk:620490774135701535>

Sounds like we're writing a depressing song

my somewhat perfect muse

Vaguely beautiful muse

Oh shit

You said nurse

Muse*

my more or less attractive partner

Ha

my armpiece that sorta distracts me from the other women I walk past in the street

sorta

Eating lamb and sheep cheese because it makes me feel like a nomadic pastoralist

oh my sweet beautiful enough thotty

my middling sexual homie

>come here fugly

beautiful enough to not give me eyestrain, but not beautiful enough that she gets any ideas.

I wanna be someones middling sexual homie

precisely

christ

what

we can dream

Garbage bag model

I could be a hand model if I didn't chew my nails for 25 years.

Bols is Christ

that's called aute cuture @mister

my hands are all scarred up

JUST LET ME HANDLE YOUR CLEANING PRODUCTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol

still super smooth tho