@Moad OH ME

I got a plan

@Lucipher u realize soap is legitimately a jewish plot and yes go ahead im open

I have to die for the plan to work though.

Tell him to go screw

yeah!

ok but you'll die with a blanket covering you, we don't want no martyrs

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I will die however god plans for me to die.

I think God doesn't want me to die

god can plan whatever i'll put the blanket on top

^

Maybe your plan is fate

I think god would plan it so there was no possibility of blanketed exit.

Tfw no smart introverted gf who is moderately beautiful

i'm gonna write a series of notes sugesting i've been killed by my neighbors , and i'm gonna watch all the drama as a ghost

oh my moderately beutiful love

yes its a longshot of an ideal

Moderately beautiful eh

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my normal looking goddess

yes she should be moderately beautiful and have gone thru phase of intense insecurity and made her realistic

my vanilla thot

goddesses are just narrative booby prizes for women

Mediocre perfection

we wuz divinity n sheeit

isnt that called desperation

that's called liking someone's brains.

^

my somewhat exquisite love

i miss read interesting as interested

i'm so quick to create profiles there's no time for me to appreciate anything good about people <:honkhonk:620490774135701535>

Sounds like we're writing a depressing song

my somewhat perfect muse

Vaguely beautiful muse

Oh shit

You said nurse

Muse*

my more or less attractive partner

Ha

my armpiece that sorta distracts me from the other women I walk past in the street